Roo, Bitch, Roo!

The search for paradise. Wolf's Rain. I love this anime. I hate the world.

Congratumalations!

First, I'd like to congratulatamate Spawn for being one of the winners of free shit from the TombOfAnubis giveaway. Look for more of those in the future.

Second, I'd like to congratulatyate myself for having a great time at the Pantera boys strip club, The Clubhouse. Yay, me.

Next, I'd like to congratimatiate myself for FINALLY finding Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore) for purchase. Hooray me! (Thanks for the heads up, Spawn!)

I also picked up Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's restored in both colorized and the original B&W. But the main reason to own is this: Mike Nelson does commentary throughout (if you want him to). He did this for Night of the Living Dead and it was hilarious. Same here. If you miss Mystery Science Theater 3000, this is the closest you'll come to new shit. He also did Reefer Madness, I believe, so he's been a busy guy with his books and movies and all. Pick one or all of these up. You'll laugh, you'll........Laugh.

I don't know what's going on with TombOfAnubis.com Last I heard was family tragedy or crisis, or something. We'll be back. I've still got lots of hatred to throw at shitty movies.

Nix says: I still think Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title.

Uwe Boll Hates Me

He's become a thorn in my side.

Visit www.tombofanubis.com and read my latest editorial.

Anyway, last Tuesday, Cemetery Man was FINALLY released on DVD after 10 years of being unavailable.

I went to Best Buy and they didn't even get one fucking copy of it. They weren't sold out. They just didn't even bother to get it.

However, I could have picked up 10 copies of Bloodrayne. The latest Uwe Boll crap-fest.

I even went to my arch-nemesis: Wal-Mart. No Cemetery man, but, again, I could have acquired multiple copies of fucking Bloodrayne.

And while I'm ranting....I hate that title. The original title is Dellamorte Dellamore. I don't speak Italian, but it basically means "of death, of love" or something. That really sums up the film better than fucking Cemetery Man. Damn us Americans!

If you've never seen this film, you should give it a play. You can find it for rent, now. You just can't fucking buy it.

It's shot and lit beautifully and Rupert Everett gives a great performance as Delamorte.

And there's zombies and shit. But it's really a love story.

Nix says: Amazon, here I come.

Umm.. Wow.

"Bottle Living"
Written by Dave Gahan and Knox Chandler.

He's like a King without a crown
He wears it like a clown
Watch him disappear
I wish he would come down
So call before you drown
I won't always be around

He's a ship without a sail
He's not listening when you speak
Living for the bottle
He'll be sitting there all week
So call before you drown
I won't always be around

Living for the bottle
Living for the bottle
There's no light on in his eyes
How heavy are the lies
Just jumped right out his skin
He'll take you for a ride
Living for the bottle
Living for the bottle
So call before you drown
I won't always be around

He's a dog without a bite
Still looking for a fight
All in black
He won't be home tonight

Sorry About This.

Find the tombofanubis myspace and get free shit, if you're not too late. And then ignore this post.

"Stay"
Written by Dave Gahan and Knox Chandler.

She's softly breathing next to me
A shining angel sent to me
From where she came it's hard to say
Tiny star she guides my way

When we were lovers
We both discovered
Stay
You can leave tomorrow
Stay
Wait until tomorrow
Please stay

Living here in shades of grey
Colour she's like a reason to stay
From where she came it's hard to say
Tiny star she guides my way

When we were lovers
We both discovered
Stay
You can leave tomorrow
Stay
Wait until tomorrow
Please stay

Please stay

Seriously: Free Crap

Ok, many of you missed out on the free shit give-away at TombofAnubis.com last time. So here's your advance notice. Anubis is giving away six (6) free DVDs today/tonight (Wednesday). One per person, dammit. But you need to actually visit the site or the myspace account http://www.myspace.com/tombofanubisdotcom for details. And these are the actual DVDs, not bootlegs.

Not sure when the update will happen, but check TombofAnubis.com occasionally today and tomorrow and you could be the proud owner of free stuff.

So, check for the details, bitches.

Nix says: The Last Slumber Party is spreading like a virus.

Sorry!

Sorry 'bout the lack of evil at the Tomb on 6/6/6. Not my fault.

Check with us on Sunday, though.

Nix says: Free shit. Hopefully.

Another Chance For Free Movies

Tomorrow is 6/6/6 and TombOfAnubis.com has some special-ness planned. And free movies, if you're into that sort of thing. So JOIN US for Lucifer's Holliday and revel in blasphemy!

Other than that:

Congrats to NutJob on her new 1 foot monkey!!

Piss on those that can't be trusted!

And fuck all your mothers!

Nix says: Well, that was pointless.