Who Am I?

I am not me.

I should have majored in philosophy. They still would have made me take math classes, though.

Well, today was the first day of my 3 days off and it went off swimmingly!

I...well, I didn't do a damn thing. Hooray! It's my fucking day off!

Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to pretend that I had something to do? My bad.

Nix says: Damn, I'm hungry.