Come And Ride The Death-Coaster, Kiddies!!!!!!
Quiz: What do all of these things have in common with TJ?
1) Scratching his nose.
2) Taking a drink.
3) Turning up the volume on the radio.
4) Changing stations on the radio.
5) Looking at cows.
6) Driving.
Answer: That's right! They all make him swerve off the fucking road and almost kill us!! Hooray, Timmy! You get nothing.
Jesus, that man cannot drive for shit. And he's constantly going 80 miles an hour while he's all over the fucking place.
On the way out to Texas he even hit the side mirror on my side on one of those very tall and slender traffic cone thingies.
On the way back, we almost sideswiped a fucking semi while going 80 mph in pouring rain. That's right. Rain or shine, it's gun that fucking mini-van like it's nothing. Hell, he got a speeding ticket on our last trip. And backed into a car while leaving my apartment. And he's got his license. Hmmmm...
Ok. Breathing deeply. I'm still alive.
Yes, I made it home alive. And now I am very tired. There's no way I can sleep through that shit.
Nix says: Can't sleep too long. Have to write my review, dammit.
1) Scratching his nose.
2) Taking a drink.
3) Turning up the volume on the radio.
4) Changing stations on the radio.
5) Looking at cows.
6) Driving.
Answer: That's right! They all make him swerve off the fucking road and almost kill us!! Hooray, Timmy! You get nothing.
Jesus, that man cannot drive for shit. And he's constantly going 80 miles an hour while he's all over the fucking place.
On the way out to Texas he even hit the side mirror on my side on one of those very tall and slender traffic cone thingies.
On the way back, we almost sideswiped a fucking semi while going 80 mph in pouring rain. That's right. Rain or shine, it's gun that fucking mini-van like it's nothing. Hell, he got a speeding ticket on our last trip. And backed into a car while leaving my apartment. And he's got his license. Hmmmm...
Ok. Breathing deeply. I'm still alive.
Yes, I made it home alive. And now I am very tired. There's no way I can sleep through that shit.
Nix says: Can't sleep too long. Have to write my review, dammit.
posted by NixEclips at 8:51 AM
2 Comments:
Sleep, wolfboy. Adhere to the words of Manos. HEAR THE WILL OF MANOS!
Yo ho ho. monkey nuts!
I wrote you into the Duke Lacrosse Private Eye Story.. hope you don't ,mind..
Seeing how smashingly Aprile as National Poetry Monthwent, I thought I would pick a theme for May.. I picked Vampires..
Yes it's May National Vampire Month..
I like the way it sounds..
So anyway, I was thinking.. you being the freak that you are I am sure you have some good vampire stuff you could add.. if not you could make up some vampire shit.. and post it.. if you do I will link toyou, you can link to me, and it will all be like a big link fuck fest.
Do a Vampire movie review at ToA I willpost links , you know the usual spamalotti shit I do each and every month.
(Sir Spamalotti, is a charictor coming up in my next Duke Lacrosse story so don;t even think about stealing him)
He's a cross/ English , Italian Duke who speaks in sentences that always include a top search term..
Of course I got a mention from a "soft core porn for women" website, so now I have to keep writing Erotica.. but that should be easy enough given this months theme.. vampires.. yes friends, there will be a whole lotta suckin' going on at http://delorumrex1.blogspot.com and I am not just talking about my typing, thouh I am sure it will suck as much as usual.
Pax,
DeRex
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