Ho Fucking Ho. or Whoopee. It's Fun.

Well, it's that time of the year, again. Time to pretend that we care about others and are good people.

Sorry, sorry.....I guess it's just that this is a religiously based holiday. It sets me off. Those damn religious nuts talk about helping others. But their "help" is to get you to come to their church and throw your cash in a gold-plated dish "for the lord". Give me a break. If Hayzoos were to walk into church today it'd be the same as last time. He'd start breaking shit and yelling at people to wake up realize that it's a fucking scam.

Anyway....

Ummm.....Merry Christmas, I guess.

And don't forget to buy me something cool. You ain't getting shit, though.

Nix says: And I'm kidding about that last part, silly.

The Geometry and Poetry of a Kiss

Well, my post here has nothing to do with the above title, I just thought it sounded good.

I know it's been awhile. And my deepest and most heartfelt apologies. I know everyone has been operating in a haze of confusion without my guidance.

What have I been up to? Well, first of all I've been in Texas for almost 3 weeks. Luckily Spawn is here to keep me sane. Right. We're both fucking nuts.

Second: I started a forum board for film. There's a lot of horror stuff going on in there. We have reviews, polls, places for discussion, we're coming up with games. It just seems to be growing each week, so far. It's a lot of fun and you should come play with us. http://evilquestions.proboards38.com

Third: All is well with the situation described in the previous two posts. So finally I will speak the name of the person involved. He's called Widowmaker and when we're not enemies he's actually pretty cool. I caught him online and IM'd him. I apologized for angering him and he was all cool with it. Later, I found he has a knack for pulling out tiny details from horror films and movies in general. Myself having done that for a publication, asked if he'd like to work on a board at EvilQuestions (here on out called: EQ) and he was all for it. We even had a little sparring match back and forth and he kicked my ass with the questions he posed to me. So there ya go.

Also, if you wanna check out the trivia stuff I worked on, you can go to: www.house-of-pain.com/books/cerreta It's worth 7 bucks, Bert.

A word about forums....Most of them you are free to go ahead and read topics and boards, but you need to become a member to actually participate and reply. There's no fees and you don't get spam and shit. It only takes a minute to register, so what are you waiting for? Here's my list of links to visit: http://spawn10462.proboards37.com/
It's the forum started by Spawn, where my friends and I hang out. Lots of fun stuff.
http://kingofquill.proboards36.com/index.cgi
This is Quill's board for satire and insults. Enter at your own risk.
http://bonerking.proboards41.com/index.cgi
This is Juggernauts board for sex. Lots of mispelled words, but it could be interesting.

Nix says: Just because I kill you, doesn't mean I dislike you. I could have just been bored.