Flied Lice From The Shitty Wok
If you look about, you'll find this reply on my blog. I have edited it a bit:
"I know this is your blog and all and can post whatever and thats cool, but just answer this question for me. What is the deal with guys and asian girls??? Can you help me??"
Well, I'm glad you asked. (Not really, that's just what you're supposed to say. I mean, I'm not skipping about the room, so overjoyed that someone asked me that question, but I'm not hurt and angered or anything,either.)
Here are my personal musings on the matter.
1) They are foreign, and therefore much like a delicacy. If I had a choice between a hamburger or filet-mignon, chances are I'm going for the thing that's not always available.
2) They always tend to date asian guys. This makes it a challenge and the pursuit is always more fun than the maintenance, after all (Just stating a male fact. Ask around.)
3) The little girl syndrome. Guys always harken back to "the good old days". That means high-school and sex. And we always therefore find younger or younger-seeming females more attractive. (Plus, if you've ever seen asian porn, the chicks always sound like they're crying. That's feeds our dominance issues.)
Now, all that could just be the deranged thinking of a lunatic (me), but there are some kernels of truth in there.
And I know all that makes me sound like a selfish and perverted dick. (And who knows, maybe I am.) But I'm not running around masturbating in public every time I see some asian chick. I just think "Damn". I'm not actively seeking out an asian chick to bang, or anything. I wouldn't leave someone I truly love, or cheat on someone I love if an offer came my way. But if I happen to fall into that oh so wonderful scenario while I am single.....FUCK YEAH!!!LET'S DO IT ALL FUCKING NIGHT, BABY!!!!!
*ahem*
So, to sum it up. Guys are creepy, selfish pricks.
Except me.
Nix says: Anybody else need advice?
P.S. I apologize to all who do not have their own blogs, but I turned off the "Anonymous" replying option. I just recieved my first spam blog reply and wish to keep those fuckers away, as much as possible. Sorry. (But just signing up and not using one isn't a bad idea.)
"I know this is your blog and all and can post whatever and thats cool, but just answer this question for me. What is the deal with guys and asian girls??? Can you help me??"
Well, I'm glad you asked. (Not really, that's just what you're supposed to say. I mean, I'm not skipping about the room, so overjoyed that someone asked me that question, but I'm not hurt and angered or anything,either.)
Here are my personal musings on the matter.
1) They are foreign, and therefore much like a delicacy. If I had a choice between a hamburger or filet-mignon, chances are I'm going for the thing that's not always available.
2) They always tend to date asian guys. This makes it a challenge and the pursuit is always more fun than the maintenance, after all (Just stating a male fact. Ask around.)
3) The little girl syndrome. Guys always harken back to "the good old days". That means high-school and sex. And we always therefore find younger or younger-seeming females more attractive. (Plus, if you've ever seen asian porn, the chicks always sound like they're crying. That's feeds our dominance issues.)
Now, all that could just be the deranged thinking of a lunatic (me), but there are some kernels of truth in there.
And I know all that makes me sound like a selfish and perverted dick. (And who knows, maybe I am.) But I'm not running around masturbating in public every time I see some asian chick. I just think "Damn". I'm not actively seeking out an asian chick to bang, or anything. I wouldn't leave someone I truly love, or cheat on someone I love if an offer came my way. But if I happen to fall into that oh so wonderful scenario while I am single.....FUCK YEAH!!!LET'S DO IT ALL FUCKING NIGHT, BABY!!!!!
*ahem*
So, to sum it up. Guys are creepy, selfish pricks.
Except me.
Nix says: Anybody else need advice?
P.S. I apologize to all who do not have their own blogs, but I turned off the "Anonymous" replying option. I just recieved my first spam blog reply and wish to keep those fuckers away, as much as possible. Sorry. (But just signing up and not using one isn't a bad idea.)
posted by NixEclips at 8:53 PM
4 Comments:
Might also be that a particular asian was misguided enough to fall for the lies of and started dating a total asshole, a literal wolf in sheep's clothing.
Then again, that might be ME being a dick, since I'm dickish in nature. Or so I've heard. :)
P.S. There's truth in everything Nix said.
Yes, that is absolutely right. Works every time.
Nix says: More girls should dress up like Catholic schoolgirls. The world would be a better place.
I don't think you'd really wanna land a guy with the old 'schoolgirl' image, unless you're only looking for a one- or few-nights stand.
If it's a meaningful relationship you're seeking, you'd want the guy to be into you for YOU.
Also, consider that while the whole 'schoolgirl'/asian thing IS a reality - the guy who left you for said preference is a guy who is completely worthless as a person AND a man, and you're VERY much better off without. Trust me.
Me so horny.
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