Itching and Osteo-arthritis. What? (and a late addition, Robi)
I don't have that stuff. I just want to know who the fuck decided that they could outsmart us with these spam-blog replies? "I love your blog. You might want to check out THIS SITE ON HOW TO HAVE A PROPER BOWEL-MOVEMENT." WTF? I know spam when I see it. And unless you're offering free porn, I ain't clicking, you bastards. (That's a joke. I wouldn't really click on that............... I've got enough right here! hehehehe)
Well, I was put in charge of the second demo, today. 3 couples. They were a lot of fun. Except this one couple. They both didn't seem too interested and sorta bored and I had to fuck with the guy a bit and the girl was a smart-ass, sometimes. So, demo's done, I sit with 2 couples that I thought at least one was gonna buy, since they work at a hospital and should realize all the health aspects and shit. But, nothing. However, my problem couple got a 1299. Who would have fucking guessed? Hooray for me, I guess.
I was hoping to have more interesting and illuminating thoughts to convey. Sorry.
For some fun, head on over to seanbaby.com
LOTS of funny-ass shit to laugh about. Nintendo, the Super Friends, Mr.T.
Here's the beginning of his review for Robin Hood Prince of Thieves for the NES:
"Our brains can turn themselves off and make us temporary morons like when you're holding two things and absent mindedly throw the wrong one away. You'll unwrap a popsicle, walk over to the trash, throw away the popsicle, and put the wrapper in your mouth. I do that all the time. Because like every other man, I think about sex every six seconds. Except I have to devote more of my attention to it since because instead of just the sex, I have to imagine a crime that requires me to be naked and Wonder Woman chasing me through an abandonded warehouse right before the sex, and the clerical error after the sex that somehow places me in an all-female prison where the conjugal visits are built right into your roommate. So you can see if I open a popsicle near a trash can, I have about a 20 percent chance of actually getting to eat that popsicle."
Nix says: "He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." Anyone know who said that?
Well, I was put in charge of the second demo, today. 3 couples. They were a lot of fun. Except this one couple. They both didn't seem too interested and sorta bored and I had to fuck with the guy a bit and the girl was a smart-ass, sometimes. So, demo's done, I sit with 2 couples that I thought at least one was gonna buy, since they work at a hospital and should realize all the health aspects and shit. But, nothing. However, my problem couple got a 1299. Who would have fucking guessed? Hooray for me, I guess.
I was hoping to have more interesting and illuminating thoughts to convey. Sorry.
For some fun, head on over to seanbaby.com
LOTS of funny-ass shit to laugh about. Nintendo, the Super Friends, Mr.T.
Here's the beginning of his review for Robin Hood Prince of Thieves for the NES:
"Our brains can turn themselves off and make us temporary morons like when you're holding two things and absent mindedly throw the wrong one away. You'll unwrap a popsicle, walk over to the trash, throw away the popsicle, and put the wrapper in your mouth. I do that all the time. Because like every other man, I think about sex every six seconds. Except I have to devote more of my attention to it since because instead of just the sex, I have to imagine a crime that requires me to be naked and Wonder Woman chasing me through an abandonded warehouse right before the sex, and the clerical error after the sex that somehow places me in an all-female prison where the conjugal visits are built right into your roommate. So you can see if I open a popsicle near a trash can, I have about a 20 percent chance of actually getting to eat that popsicle."
Nix says: "He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." Anyone know who said that?
posted by NixEclips at 8:27 PM
1 Comments:
Interesting review. Chock full of TMI about that guy's life though.
:)
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