"Hahahaha....Oooo!"

Wow.

Hard Target.

So very cool.

So very Nahleans.

And the ending, holy shit. Most people think of Mardi-fucking-party. And this movie has the climax in the mardigras graveyard. Lots of sparks and fire. And as our heroes leave, the flames resemble the candles in the human graveyards. And that idiot Van Damme actually does an acceptable job. Plus, JCVD wears a psuedo trench and actually just does nice things for sexy chicks and then walks away. He doesn't stick around for the "thank you" sex. Nice! Did I mention he's supposed to be a Cajun, as well? Whoa!
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Nix says: Sorry. Just got wrapped up in the whole "Born on the Bayou" by CCR and ummm... I love this fucking movie. Fuck yall's milk that you can afford, along with bus tickets and gas and cars and still have family and cash and can get a hotel room and FUCKING SURVIVE!