I'm Playing The Blues, Right Fucking Now.
So fuck off!
I used to have an extensive collection of blues CD's but they were stolen when I lived in Cali. I just burned the last one by R.L.Burnside and it's pretty damn cool.
Now, when I'm home, I only turn my stereo up during "normal" hours. Like noon to 7. Other than that, I either use my computer or turn it to an "acceptable" level.
I just recieved my first complaint in the almost 2 years I've lived here. Heard someone slam their apartment door and then a very annoying rapid knocking at my door. Now, I have a little hole I can look through, and it's actually not that little, but it does have a button beneath it, that you can push, and it will make a dinging noise. This bitch gave the annoying rapid knock and hid to the side, so I couldn't see who the fuck was out there. Good thinking. You could be wearing a ski-mask and holding a switch-blade. I open the door, anyway, cuz I was in a pretty good mood. Just had a wonderful night with someone and was feeling mellow. This bitch then comes around the corner (again, good thing she wasn't someone trying to kill me) and looks like she's going to rip her hair out. Can I turn "that" down, because it comes straight through the wall and is driving her "crazy". Seriously, she actually looked like she was going crazy from hearing a 75 year old black man singing at 5 pm. I was smiling and nodding and saying "I'm sorry", but when she was done with her rant, she huffily turned and stomped back to her apartment.
WTF? I've been here almost 2 years and noone NOONE has ever had a problem with my movies or music. Oh, and she stated that she hears it "every day". Yeah, right. I'm not fucking here, every day, bitch.\
What I'd like to do: Load up all 5 slots in my player, crank it up and let it play while I'm in Texas. I'd actually go out and buy the most annoying music, ever. I'd buy Hanson with MmmBop. I'd buy Fergie's album. The most annoying shit and let her fume over it for a couple days, until she finally calls the complex and they come into my apartment and turn it off. Damn! That would be fucking great!
Now, I've only seen one other person get all upset at the blues. When I worked at the video store (thanks for all the porn!) there was an old guy who was a PHD in music. He loved our back-room with all the porn and that's all he ever rented. And I was playing a collection of various great blues artists. This fucker comes up, porn in hand, mind you, and says "What is this?" Me: "Well, this is blues." Him:"It's driving me crazy. This is shit!" Excuse me? I got nothing against porn, I have a huge bag full of shit. But to be physically and mentally bothered by one of the greatest music genres....that's just retarded. No wonder you have to get your nuts off to annoying 20 year olds. You're a fucking moron! Fuck off!
Here's some R.L.Burnside
Anyway, good album. Not feeling like writing a review for the Tomb. And your mother was a couch. Do you know what I did to her?
Nix says: MILF Hunter. Believe it. LOL. Creepy kid.
I used to have an extensive collection of blues CD's but they were stolen when I lived in Cali. I just burned the last one by R.L.Burnside and it's pretty damn cool.
Now, when I'm home, I only turn my stereo up during "normal" hours. Like noon to 7. Other than that, I either use my computer or turn it to an "acceptable" level.
I just recieved my first complaint in the almost 2 years I've lived here. Heard someone slam their apartment door and then a very annoying rapid knocking at my door. Now, I have a little hole I can look through, and it's actually not that little, but it does have a button beneath it, that you can push, and it will make a dinging noise. This bitch gave the annoying rapid knock and hid to the side, so I couldn't see who the fuck was out there. Good thinking. You could be wearing a ski-mask and holding a switch-blade. I open the door, anyway, cuz I was in a pretty good mood. Just had a wonderful night with someone and was feeling mellow. This bitch then comes around the corner (again, good thing she wasn't someone trying to kill me) and looks like she's going to rip her hair out. Can I turn "that" down, because it comes straight through the wall and is driving her "crazy". Seriously, she actually looked like she was going crazy from hearing a 75 year old black man singing at 5 pm. I was smiling and nodding and saying "I'm sorry", but when she was done with her rant, she huffily turned and stomped back to her apartment.
WTF? I've been here almost 2 years and noone NOONE has ever had a problem with my movies or music. Oh, and she stated that she hears it "every day". Yeah, right. I'm not fucking here, every day, bitch.\
What I'd like to do: Load up all 5 slots in my player, crank it up and let it play while I'm in Texas. I'd actually go out and buy the most annoying music, ever. I'd buy Hanson with MmmBop. I'd buy Fergie's album. The most annoying shit and let her fume over it for a couple days, until she finally calls the complex and they come into my apartment and turn it off. Damn! That would be fucking great!
Now, I've only seen one other person get all upset at the blues. When I worked at the video store (thanks for all the porn!) there was an old guy who was a PHD in music. He loved our back-room with all the porn and that's all he ever rented. And I was playing a collection of various great blues artists. This fucker comes up, porn in hand, mind you, and says "What is this?" Me: "Well, this is blues." Him:"It's driving me crazy. This is shit!" Excuse me? I got nothing against porn, I have a huge bag full of shit. But to be physically and mentally bothered by one of the greatest music genres....that's just retarded. No wonder you have to get your nuts off to annoying 20 year olds. You're a fucking moron! Fuck off!
Here's some R.L.Burnside
Anyway, good album. Not feeling like writing a review for the Tomb. And your mother was a couch. Do you know what I did to her?
Nix says: MILF Hunter. Believe it. LOL. Creepy kid.
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