Beginning

So, I was born on October 26, 1974. That makes me 30 this October. Yay.
My parents were Robert and Lorna Whitney. Lafayette, LA gave me birth and my nickname. I am a "T-Bob". It's Cajun for "little Bob" or "Robert Jr." I didn't stay there for long. Illinois raised me. So, yes, I'm a hick. A farm boy.
Anyway...let me speed this up.
My father died when I was 13.
We sold the farm and moved to Missouri.
Me, my mom and my sister.
God, I sound so stupid when I try to talk about me.
That's my beginnings, though.
Now I shall try to describe me.

Nix says: If only you would die.